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    June 24

    MY HOUSEMATE

    哇哇哇。。。才放两个礼拜的假就开学了咯,真的有点不想!嘿嘿。。完全还没整理好心情啦,可是多亏了杰盛同学让我的时间表变到超美的!!真是幸亏有他才能让我多玩几天!!
     
    一到马六甲的家, 发现家里竟然搬来新的housemate,当然他也在家里的布告板上介绍了他自己,以下为他的纸条的简介:
     
    Hi, i am gary lim, i am your new housemate,nice to meet you all. Please keep the house clean !!and most important (write with ball pen)
    *NO DOWNLOAD! NO TORRENT! NO XXX!! NO xxxx!!!( he write with marker pen)
     
    讲真的我刚看到这纸条时还真得有点被炸到的感觉,第一他刚搬进来就写酱类似命令的纸条有点不大好吧,第二那个streamx是另一个housemate申请的,拥有者都没说什么了,他竟然有意见?!更夸张的是拥有者自己在download类。。。不知道他是疯了还是傻的。。hahaha。。虽然如此,其实那个新人也算不错啦,因为竟然把我家打扫到蛮 干净的,应该是有洁癖吧,哈。。谁叫他一连宅男样,从房间出来一定穿拖鞋,白白,眼睛眯眯,戴一副眼镜,瘦到有点干干酱,由每天打电脑到大小声,经验来说应该是IT的。第一眼的感觉就觉得不像打交道,哈哈,但是还是有笑笑啦。
     
    过了几天的相处,发现他从早到晚都在开冷气连他出去也还在开,因为之前只开晚上一个人的水电费就已经要98块了,现在他再从早开到晚,肯定不止了,而且他酱开也有点不公平啦,毕竟是全部人一起平分的。看在他是新人所以我就好心提醒他咯,因为也许他不清楚,当然一半也怕要付更多啦!就将我就粘了一张纸在他门口:
     
    Hi, i am ur housemate, nice to meet you. Can you please don not turn on the air-cond for whole day especially during the time you are not around? i am not trying to offend u as all the electricity, water and streamxy is share among all housemates at the end of the month. Usually ,we always turn on the air-cind at night when we want to sleep. If u really cannot "tahan" hot during the afternoon then u may open lah. I apologized to u if u feel i am trying to ofend u. Have a nice day!!
     
     
    过不久,我可爱的housemate也就粘了一张回条:
     
    Dear housemate, nice to meet u too. i seldom turn on the air-cond during night time, usually i will just switch on the fan when i am sleeping.So , most probably i will just switch on the air-cond during noon time. Hence, i would like to apologized too if u feel i am trying to offend u.Have a nice day too.
     
    *NO TORRENTING FOR INTERNET .EG PPS STREAM. COS UR CONNECTION TO ROUTER IS FAST.THANKS.
     
    看了他的回条说真的有点火大类, 因为它完全把我的错误grammer圈起来。更气, 他不承认他有开整天,因为那天新宁来我家,到了晚上十二点多他完全还在开阿,而且八点我起来在欣宁去巴士站的时候他也在开阿!!完全疯。。而且还叫我不要开pps。。既然如此,我决定继续用我的pps他也继续开他的冷气,谁叫他酱吊,它应该不记得他是新来的吧~还是宅男就是酱的???????
     
    不过,上天应该还蛮眷顾我的吧,以为搬出去的印度人housemate回来了,也就是继续跟宅男同房,终于有人收拾疯子了,hahahaha,好高兴,怎样收拾他呢?因为那个印度人又开音乐开很大声的习惯,而且喜欢穿袜子穿多多天,不洗,所以就让他的脚臭味收拾疯子吧!!!!开冷气开吧!!将脚臭味才会在室内酝酿得越醇嘛!!!!hahahaha。。老天,我真是太激动的想亲你了!!!muak muak!!

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    WeI XiOnGwrote:
    竟然还有这么搞笑的housemate ~~哈哈
    July 2
    Yvonne Chinwrote:
    fisrt time come ur spaces..
    ur housemete cute lah..live v he sure hav a lot fun..hope u enjoy ya~~
    wakaka^^
    June 30
    YoU JUnwrote:
    hahah~~ur housemate so nice de ah~hahah~~
    June 25
    wrote:
    ur housemate so funny,cant tahan lar.haha
    June 25
    Han Kiongwrote:
    我在看笑话啊?做么感觉到很好笑。。。哈哈
    June 25
    jinglee kerkwrote:
    hahaha~
    June 24
    Jocelyn Taiwrote:
    haha...funny!!!
    June 24
    Lorenes Lohwrote:
    wowowo...good!! then u must very happy...be4 the indian guy is ur nightmare...
    now he is ur savior~~
    June 24

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